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Death, death, death comes sweeping down,
filthy death the leering clown,
death on wings,
death by surprise,
failing evil from worldly eyes,
death that spawns as life succumbs,
while death and love,
two kindred drums,
beat the time till judgment day,
an actor in a passion play,
without beginning,
without end,
evermore,
amen.
filthy death the leering clown,
death on wings,
death by surprise,
failing evil from worldly eyes,
death that spawns as life succumbs,
while death and love,
two kindred drums,
beat the time till judgment day,
an actor in a passion play,
without beginning,
without end,
evermore,
amen.
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| — | Francesco Dellamorte (Cemetery Man - 1994) |
Cemetery Man - Dellamorte Dellamore (1994)
The night watchman, Francesco Dellamorte, of a cemetery in a small Italian Villa has an annoying problem when he finds it necessary to re-kill the very people he is paid to bury. Though not too much of a task for he and his bumbling side kick, Gnaghi, the “Returners” are really more of an inconvenience compared to Dellamorte’s real issue of his continuous bad luck of falling in love with the multiple flaky characters played by Anna Falchi.
Cemetery Man is by far in my all time favorites list for zombie flicks and is quite refreshing compared to the often predictable Apocalypse style of walking dead films. This isn’t so much a zombie movie as it is a demented Italian love story with some zombies thrown in for good measure. I give it five headless talking heads up.
Zombieland (2009)
Talk about an over hyped movie, Zombieland was just.. meh. Though you can’t really compare it to a Romeroesque style zombie flick since it’s probably classified as a Zomedy, it’s still over-rated in my opinion, likely due to it’s big marketing budget and cachet of the two stars, Woody Harrelson and a clumsy Michael Cera knock-off. Granted it was ok, the characters are likable, the “rules” are a nice touch and there is a pleasant surprise cameo towards the end. However, for comparison, it still doesn’t hold a candle to the likes of Shaun of the Dean or what I believe to be one of the most-underrated zomedies of the last decade: Dance of the Dead. Zombieland has it’s moments but surely didn’t strike me with rigor mortis.
watching Zombie Strippers
(via thatzafckinrainbow)
It’s a pretty solid zombie movie, ya know… for a low budget cheesy zomedy. And out of the two movies in the zombie/stripper sub-genre, it’s probably #1 :P Also, Freddy Krueger plays the club owner, which is pretty sweet…
